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Marylou

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Jul 26, 2006.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    This man was sitting quietly reading his paper one morning, peacefully
    enjoying himself,
    when his wife sneaks up behind him and wacks him on the back of his
    head with a huge
    frying pan.
    Man: "What was that for?"
    Wife: "What was that piece of paper in your pants pocket with the name
    Marylou written on
    it?"
    Man: "Oh honey, remember two weeks ago when I went to the horse races?
    Marylou was
    the name of one of the horses I bet on."
    The wife looked all satisfied and goes off to work around the house.
    Three days later he is
    once again sitting in his chair reading and she repeats the frying pan
    swatting.
    Man: "What the hell was that for this time?"
    Wife: "Your horse called."
     
  2. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    A young wife, her boorish husband and a young good looking sailor were
    shipwrecked on an island. One morning, the sailor climbed a tall coconut
    tree and yelled, "Stop making love down there!"
    "What's the matter with you?" the husband said when the sailor climbed
    down. "We weren't making love."
    "Sorry," said the sailor, "From up there it looked like you were."
    Every morning thereafter, the sailor scaled the same tree and yelled the
    same thing. Finally the husband decided to climb the tree and see for
    himself. With great difficulty, he made his way to the top. The husband
    says to himself, "By golly he's right! It DOES look like they're making
    love down there!"
     

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