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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Alex_Knight, May 2, 2003.

  1. Alex_Knight

    Alex_Knight

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    Subject: Martinez

    It was the first day of school and a new student named Martinez, the
    son of a Mexican restaurateur, entered the fourth grade.

    The teacher said, "Let's begin by reviewing some American history. Who
    said "Give me Liberty, or give me Death?"

    She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Martinez, who had his hand
    up.

    "Patrick Henry, 1775."

    "Very good! Who said 'Government of the people, by the people, for
    the people, shall not perish from the earth'"?

    Again, no response except from Martinez: "Abraham Lincoln, 1863.",
    said Martinez.

    The teacher snapped at the class, "Class, you should be ashamed.

    Martinez, who is new to our country, knows more about its history than
    you do."

    She heard a loud whisper: "Screw the Mexicans." "Who said that?" she
    demanded.

    Martinez put his hand up. "Jim Bowie, 1836."

    At that point, a student in the back said, "I'm gonna puke."

    The teacher glares and asks "All right! Now, who said that?"

    Again, Martinez says, "George Bush to the Japanese Prime Minister, 1991."

    Now furious, another student yells, "Oh yeah? Suck this!"

    Martinez jumps out of his chair waving his hand and shouts to the teacher,

    "Bill Clinton, to Monica Lewinsky, 1997!"

    Now with almost a mob hysteria someone said, "You little she-it. If
    you say anything else, I'll kill you."

    Martinez frantically yells at the top of his voice, "Gary Condit
    to Chandra Levy 2001."

    The teacher fainted. And as the class gathered around the teacher on
    the floor, someone said, "Oh CRAP, we're in BIG trouble!"

    Martinez said, "Saddam Hussein 2003."

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  2. okie

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  3. Blast

    Blast 'nuff said

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