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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Nov 8, 2004.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    A young couple were married and celebrated their first night
    together, doing what newlyweds do, time and time again, all
    night long. Morning comes and the groom goes into the
    bathroom but finds no towel when he emerges from the shower.
    He asks the bride to please bring one from the bedroom. When
    she gets to the bathroom door, he opened the door, exposing
    his body for the first time to his bride.

    Her eyes went up and down and at about midway, they stopped
    and stared and she asked shyly, "What's that?" pointing to a small
    part of his anatomy.

    He, also being shy, thought for a minute and then said, "Well, that's
    what we had so much fun with last night."

    And she, in amazement, asked, "Is that all we have left?"