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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Glockrunner, Jun 27, 2006.

  1. Glockrunner

    Glockrunner HOOYA DEEPSEA

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    Well, it's not a mid-life crisis, but here's how things worked out for me. . . . . . .

    Married 25 years, took a look at my wife one day and said, "Honey, 25 years ago, we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10 inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 25 year old blond.

    Now, we have a nice house, nice car, big bed and plasma screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 50 year old woman.

    It seems to me that you are not holding up your side of things."

    My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 25 year old blond, and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping on a sofa bed.
     
  2. Bilbo Baggins

    Bilbo Baggins

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