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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Feb 16, 2007.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    Adjusting to marriage sometimes poses problems. We met a good friend of ours
    recently, the morning after his wedding, brooding over a drink in a local bar.
    "What’s the trouble?" we asked. "I should think you’d be the happiest man in
    the world today."

    He shook his head sadly. "What creatures of habit we are," he said. "This
    morning when I rose, half asleep, without thinking, I pulled a $50 bill from my
    wallet and left it on the pillow."

    We tried to console him and told him his wife wouldn't think anything of it.

    "You don't understand," he said. "Half asleep, without thinking, she gave me
    twenty dollars change."