* Marriage is the most expensive way I know of for each partner to discover all of the other's faults. - - - - - * It's been said that marriage is like a novel unfolding. Yeah ! Right !!! But... the hero dies in the first chapter. - - - - - * Our neighbor Kim's husband told her he wanted more "space"... So, she locked him out of the house. - - - - - * Marriage is the only war I ever heard of where you sleep with the enemy.