Marriage Weekend

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Feb 2, 2010.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    What is Celibacy?

    Celibacy can be a choice in life, or a condition imposed by
    circumstances.

    While attending a Marriage Weekend, My wife and I,

    listened to
    the instructor declare, 'It is essential that husbands
    and wives know the
    things that are important to each other.."

    He then addressed the men,
    'Can you name and describe your wife's favorite
    flower?'

    I leaned over, touched my wife gently, and
    whispered,

    'Gold Medal-All-Purpose, isn't it?'

    And thus began my life of celibacy..
     
  2. pgg00

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