Marriage Quotes

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  1. whogasak47

    whogasak47 JPFO-GOA

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    Marriage Quotes
    - Marriage is like a mousetrap. Those on the outside are trying to get in. Those on the inside are trying to get out.

    - Marriage is low down, but you spend the rest of your life paying for it.

    - Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of man your wife would have preferred.

    - Marriage is the sole cause of divorce.

    - Marriage means commitment. Of course, so does insanity.

    - Marriage still confers one very special privilege - only a married person can get divorced.

    - Marriage: A ceremony in which rings are put on the finger of the lady and around the hands and feet of the man.

    - Marriage: the only sport in which the trapped animal has to buy the license.

    - Marriages are made in heaven and consummated on Earth. -- John Lyly

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  2. DriBak

    DriBak GUNS UP Millennium Member

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  3. Navy HMC

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    I believe that Groucho Marx said it best:

    "Marriage is a wonderful institution...of course,who wants to live in an institution???"

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