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Marriage counselor

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, May 8, 2006.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    A couple attended marriage counseling to resolve communication Problems. The fighting and bickering during the session was so bad The counselor called for a time-out and told them he was ending the
    Session early but had an assignment for the husband.

    "John," the Marriage counselor said, "you're an athletic guy, here's what I want
    You to do. I want you to jog 10 miles everyday for the next 30 days.
    At the end of the 30 days call me and let me know how things are Going."

    John agreed. At the end of the 30 days, John called the
    Marriage counselor very excited. "I did just as you said and I have
    Never felt better in my life!" he exclaimed over the phone. "Great!"

    Replied the counselor, "And how's your wife?" John paused and then

    Replied with agitated dismay, "How should I know, I'm 300 miles from Home!"
     
  2. Mathurian

    Mathurian Joyous Reaper

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