Marriage Advise! Joke...........

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  1. DR. HOUSE

    DR. HOUSE Everybody Lies

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    Our office lady forwarded this to me.

    Subject: Marriage advise!

    Mike was going to be married to Karen so his Father sat him down for a
    little chat.

    He said, 'Mike, let me tell you something. On my wedding night in our
    honeymoon suite, I took off my pants, handed them to your Mother, and said,
    'Here, try these on.'' She did and said, 'These are too big. I can't wear
    them.'

    I replied, 'Exactly.. I wear the pants in this family and I always will.'
    Ever since that night, we have never had any problems.

    'Hmmm,' said Mike. He thought that might be a good thing to try.

    On his honeymoon, Mike took off his pants and said to Karen, 'Here, try
    these on..'

    She tried them on and said, 'These are too large. They don't fit me.'

    Mike said, 'Exactly. I wear the pants in this family and I always will. I
    don't want you to ever forget that.'

    Then Karen took off her panties and handed them to Mike. She said, 'Here,
    you try on mine..'

    Mike did and said, 'I can't get into your panties.'

    Karen said, 'Exactly. And if you don't change your smart-*** attitude, you
    never will.'


    :rofl:


     
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    Ain't she already nekkid?
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    ETA...me thinks trying on wimmin's skivvies is always a bad idea.
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    I like that one. lol
     
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    Marriage is a great institution...if you're into institutions.
     
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