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"Marine Entrance Exam"

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  1. Glockdude1

    Glockdude1 Federal Member CLM

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    "Marine Entrance Exam"
    Time Limit: 3 WKS (or longer if needed)
    Name: _____________________________

    1. What language is spoken in France?

    2. Give a dissertation on the ancient Babylonian Empire with particular reference to architecture, literature, law and social conditions -OR- give the first name of Cher.

    3. Would you ask William Shakespeare to
    ___ (a) build a bridge
    ___ (b) sail the ocean
    ___ (c) lead an army or
    ___ (D) WRITE A PLAY!!!!

    4. What religion is the Pope? (check only one)
    ___ (a) Jewish
    ___ (b) Catholic
    ___ (c) Hindu
    ___ (d) Polish
    ___ (e) Agnostic

    5. Metric conversion. How many feet is 0.0 meters?

    6. What time is it when the big hand is on the 12 and the little hand is on the 5?

    7. How many commandments was Moses given? (approximately)

    8. What are people in America's far north called?
    ___ (a) Westerners
    ___ (b) Southerners
    ___ (c) Northerners

    9. Spell: Bush, Carter, and Clinton
    Bush: __________________________________________
    Carter: _________________________________________
    Clinton: _________________________________________

    10. Six kings of England have been called George, the last one being George the Sixth. Name the previous five:

    11. Where does rain come from?
    ___ (a) Macy's
    ___ (b) a 7-11
    ___ (c) Canada
    ___ (d) the sky

    12. Can you explain Einstein's Theory of Relativity?
    ___ (a) yes
    ___ (b) no

    13. What are coat hangers used for?

    14. The Star Spangled Banner is the National Anthem for what country?

    15. Explain Le Chateliers Principle of Dynamic Equilibrium -OR- spell your name in BLOCK LETTERS.

    16. Where is the basement in a three story building located?

    17. Which part of America produces the most oranges?
    ___ (a) New York
    ___ (b) Florida
    ___ (c) Canada
    ___ (d) Wisconsin

    18. Advanced math. If you have three apples, how many apples do you have?

    19. What does NBC (National Broadcasting Corporation) stand for?

    20. The Cornell University tradition for efficiency began when (approximately)?
    ___ (a) B.C.
    ___ (b) A.D.

    * You must correctly answer three or more questions to qualify

    * If you are stuck on any questions, you may ask the monitor for help.

    ;N
     
  2. bayerta

    bayerta Former Marine

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    Someone has a death wish...


















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    Sounds like the graduation exam at the local government junior college
     
  4. SteveW

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    So that's what was on the final exam!??! I've been trying to find out since I got in! They told me I was exempt from the final because I passed the first test so well. (My head fit the jar perfectly) ;f
     
  5. Glockdude1

    Glockdude1 Federal Member CLM

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    Marines are NOT to be called JARHEADS anymore. It has been proven, you can actually put something in a jar...........

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  6. Glockdude1

    Glockdude1 Federal Member CLM

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    ;S ;S ;S ;S ;S

    ;G ;G ;G ;G ;G
     
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    218 Glock 'n Roll

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    Dumb jarheads.....oh sorry man, you can out something in a jar lol
     
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    Glockdude1 Federal Member CLM

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    Tennessee Slim Señor Member CLM

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    Then there was the time the government built the first artificially intelligent computer also capable of synthesized speech. When you programmed it to have an IQ if 160, it would discuss quantum mechanics and nanotechnology. If you programmed it to emulate an IQ of 125, it would talk about the impact of international trade relations on the Dow Jones average. Dial it down to 90 and it would go on and on about corked bats and restrictor plate racing. But curiously, when you programmed it to have an IQ of 65, it started singing… “From the halls of Mon-tay-zoo-ooh-ma….
     
  10. groverglock

    groverglock Guns & Hoses

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    How does it feel to be in a free country, bought and paid for by the blood of patriot Marines? Thank you for remembering these mental midgets, in your opinion, have done so much for so many with so little.

    Semper Fi ;z
     
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    I knew guys in the army that would have had trouble with some of those questions....REALLY!
     
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    fade2black USMC Veteran

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    I'm so glad I defended the very freedom of people that do these things. Whomever came up with this probably didn't have the SACK to become a Marine! Semper Fi ;f
     
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    Looked more like the Bar Exam to me, or maybe the Civil Service Exam for Police Chief
     
  14. Glockdude1

    Glockdude1 Federal Member CLM

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    A Bar exam would have far FEWER questions........

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    That joke is so old, it has been said about just about any group you care to name.
     
  16. Glockdude1

    Glockdude1 Federal Member CLM

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