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Management Lessons

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by fhp490, Apr 19, 2006.

  1. fhp490

    fhp490

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    Lesson One:

    An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing. A small rabbit saw the eagle and asked him, "Can I also sit like you and do nothing?"
    The eagle answered: "Sure, why not." So, the rabbit
    sat on the ground below the eagle and rested.
    All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the
    rabbit and ate it.
    Management Lesson:
    To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be
    sitting very, very high up.
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    Lesson Two:

    A turkey was chatting with a bull. "I would love to
    be able to get to the top of that tree," sighed the turkey, "but I haven't got the energy."
    "Well, why don't you nibble on some of my
    droppings?" replied the bull. "They're packed with nutrients."

    The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, and found it
    actually gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree. The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch.
    Finally after a fourth night, the turkey was
    proudly perched at the top of the tree. He was promptly spotted by a farmer, whoshot him out of the tree.
    Management Lesson:
    Bull **** might get you to the top, but it won't
    keep you there.
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    Lesson Three:

    A little bird was flying south for the winter. It
    was so cold, the bird froze and fell to the ground into a large field.
    While he was lying there, a cow came by and dropped
    some dung on him. As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, hebegan to realize how warm he was. The dung was actually thawing him out!He laid there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy.
    A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to
    investigate. Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and
    promptly dug him out and ate him.

    Management Lesson:
    (1) Not everyone who ****s on you is your enemy.
    (2) Not everyone who gets you out of **** is your
    friend..
    (3) And when you're in deep ****, it's best to keep
    your mouth shut!
     
  2. Nowhere Man

    Nowhere Man

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