Man walks into a bar...

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by aspartz, Sep 11, 2002.

  1. aspartz


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    Oct 19, 2000
    Sandstone, MN 55072
    An armless man walked into a bar which was empty except for the
    bartender. He ordered a drink and when he was served, asked the
    bartender if he would get the money from his wallet in his
    pocket, since he has no arms.

    The bartender obliged him. He then asked if the bartender would
    tip the glass to his lips. The bartender did this until the man
    finished his drink. He then asked if the bartender would get a
    hanky from his pocket and wipe the foam from his lips. The
    bartender did it and commented it must be very difficult not to
    have arms and have to ask someone to do nearly everything for

    The man said, "Yes, it is a bit embarrassing at times. By the
    way, where is the restroom?"

    The bartender quickly replied, "The closest one is in the
    gas station three blocks down the street."