Man v Woman..

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Jun 16, 2004.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    Oct 28, 2001
    Muskogee Ok.
    A Husband is a man who:

    -gave up privileges he never knew he had.

    -is spouse-broken.

    -lost his liberty in pursuit of happiness.

    -made a wrong turn in lovers' lane.

    A Wife is a woman who:

    -can dish it out but can't cook it.

    -dresses to kill and cooks the same way.

    -has a made-up face, serves heated-up dinners, charges-up bills, and has a fed-up husband.

    -is a dish-jockey.

    -is a husband's bitter half.

    -sticks with her husband through all the troubles he would never have had if he hadn't married her in the first place.