Man arrested after accidentally texting ex-boss: ‘Help me kill my wife’

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  1. KBKEITH

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    Fingered by a fat finger.

    http://www.foxnews.com/us/2017/02/1...lly-texting-ex-boss-help-me-kill-my-wife.html

     
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    What's really screwed up is he'll likely only get 3-5 years behind bars... :steamed:
     
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    If that, probably just get a slap on the wrist like probation and no doubt at least joint custody of their daughter. Same goes for the piece of sh*t child molesters who should be executed not given 5 years. I say forget the wall and dig a giant hole and fill it with trash like child a abusers and killers
     
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    Wait, the guy didn't use a burner phone? And he explicitly mentioned in his text messages that he wanted Shayne to "kill" his wife?

    Doesn't he watch Hollywood? Doesn't he know that he's supposed to use a burner phone and talk using non-incriminating phrases, according to the TV shows and movies that I've seen -- for Hollywood is the expert on this sort of stuff, yanno, like running the slide again once more on a pistol that already has a round chambered so that the other party can feel threatened by the racking sound, or, when pointing the pistol at the other party to then cock (or to even "re-cock"?) the hammer with the thumb of the strong hand which causes the muzzle to wave all over the place and also with the finger on the trigger.

    Whoops, sorry. I got side tracked. :D
     
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    Bad person, not to bright either. Also he was in the midst of financial difficulties and his wife works at Wally World. How the hell can they afford that kind of life insurance premium?
     
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    It's just murder for hire

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    i guess the premium isnt such a bother when you intend to cash it out immediately.

    which is in and of itself a red flag.

    i dunno how long the policy has been in effect but if just recent ... well, dude obviously was smoking a joint behind the shed the day they were handing out brains.
     
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    Wow. He suggested he murder his own preschooler daughter too?

    I feel so bad for that woman and her child.
     
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    "Snowhomish County cops arrested Jeff Lytle, 42, on Wednesday. His bail was set at $1 million after probable cause was found on two counts of criminal solicitation for first-degree murder domestic-violence."

    It's Snohomish County... Dumbasses...
     
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    Term life, wouldn't be a huge payment.
    This is the part that makes me want to spend some time behind a closed door with this scumbag. He needs killing.
     
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    If your out of work and having financial difficulties like the article says, even 50 bucks a month would be a lot. It would be a huge red flag. Hope they throw the book at him.
     
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