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Mamma jokes...

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by thetoastmaster, Jul 21, 2003.

  1. thetoastmaster

    thetoastmaster NOT a sheepdog!

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    Okay, try to keep it interesting, definitely keep it clean. Post you favorite mamma snap.
     
  2. thetoastmaster

    thetoastmaster NOT a sheepdog!

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    Your mamma is so fat, she walked into the Gap and got stuck.
     

  3. Signal Zero

    Signal Zero

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    Your momma's so ugly even the tide won't take her out.
     
  4. Steve Koski

    Steve Koski Got Insurance? Millennium Member

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    Your momma is so dumb.
     
  5. mrglocks

    mrglocks Cookie Ninja

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    Yo, momma is so dumb she tripped on the cord to the cordless phone
     
  6. bayerta

    bayerta Former Marine

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    Your momma is so fat, she sat on a quarter and squeezed a booger out of George Washington's nose.
     
  7. mkriegel

    mkriegel Kikka CLM

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    How dumb is she?
     
  8. mkriegel

    mkriegel Kikka CLM

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    Your momma is so ugly, she has to sneak up on a glass of water to get a drink.
     
  9. thetoastmaster

    thetoastmaster NOT a sheepdog!

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    Your mamma is so dumb it takes her all day to cook Minute Rice.
     
  10. Signal Zero

    Signal Zero

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    Your momma's so big that every time she turns around, it's her birthday.
     
  11. rbielak

    rbielak PPD

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    Your momma is so poor, the last time I saw her she was walking down the street, kicking a can.

    I said, "What are you doing?"

    She said, "Moving."

    Your momma is so fat, she jumped up in the air and got stuck.
     
  12. pimagunman

    pimagunman Dismember

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    Your momma is so lazy, she thinks manual labor is the president of mexico
     
  13. Nelybarg

    Nelybarg NC Glocker 30

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    your mommas so fat the back of her neck looks like a pack of hot dogs
     
  14. pimagunman

    pimagunman Dismember

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    Your momma is so fat, When her beeper goes off people think she is backing up.;g
     
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    gudel

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    yo mamma is so fat, when her pager goes off, people think she's backing up!

    yo momma is like a door knob, everyone gets a turn!
     
  16. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    Yo Momma wears jungle boots and a jock strap;P
     
  17. rbielak

    rbielak PPD

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    Yo mama so poor, when I walked into her house, I accidentally stepped on a cigarette. She started singin, "Clap your hands, stomp your feet, how the hell did you turn off the heat?
     
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    thisaway

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    Yo' mama is so fat, the elevator has to go down!
     
  19. Jam Master Jay

    Jam Master Jay Rockcrawler

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    Your Momma's so skinny she can hang-glide on a dorito.

    Your Momma's so skinny she has to wear skis in the show to keep from going down the drain.

    Your Momma's so fat that when she sits around the house, she's actually around the house.
     
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    bayerta Former Marine

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    Your momma is like a TV set, a three year old can turn her on.