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Male & Female Flies

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by deputydawg558, Nov 12, 2002.

  1. deputydawg558

    deputydawg558

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    A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter.

    "What are you doing?" she asked.

    "Hunting Flies," he responded.

    "Oh!, Killed any?" she asked.

    "Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied.

    Intrigued, she asked. "How can you tell?"

    He responded, "3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone."


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