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Making rounds

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Feb 3, 2009.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

    Oct 28, 2001
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    Muskogee Ok.
    A doctor of psychology was doing his normal morning rounds when he entered a
    patient's room. He found Patient #1 sitting on the floor, pretending to saw a
    piece of wood in half. Patient #2 was hanging from the ceiling, by his feet.

    The doctor asked patient number 1 what he was doing. The patient replied,
    "Can't you see I'm sawing this piece of wood in half?"

    The doctor inquired of Patient #1 what Patient #2 was doing. Patient #1
    replied, "Oh. He's my friend, but he's a little crazy. He thinks he's a light
    bulb." The doctor looks up and notices Patient #2's face is going all red.

    The doctor asks Patient #1, "If he's your friend, you should get him down from
    there before he hurts himself?"

    Patient #1 replies, "What? And work in the dark?"