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Making Airline Travel Safer

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by HankB, Jul 17, 2002.

  1. HankB

    HankB

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    Federal Aviation Administration
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    Dear Sirs;

    I've had a lot of time on my hands of late and believe that I may have
    the solution for the prevention of hijackings, and at the same time we
    just might get the Airline industry back on its feet.

    Here's my plan:

    Since Muslim men are not allowed to look at naked women we should
    replace all of our female flight attendants with strippers. Muslims
    would not get on the planes for fear of seeing a naked woman.

    Of course every businessman in this country would start flying again in anticipation of seeing naked women. Hijackings would come to a
    screeching halt and the airline industry would probably have record
    sales. Hell, I'd fly all over just for the scenery. It truly puzzles
    me that congress didn't already come up with this.

    Am I the only one who thinks clearly on these issues?

    Sincerely,
    Bill Clinton
     
  2. larry_minn

    larry_minn Silver Member Millennium Member

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    Must be a fake. The idea he would have a halfway good idea is not possilbe.
     

  3. CBoltz99

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    Agreed.
     
  4. DWavs

    DWavs Moderator Moderator

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