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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Apr 9, 2006.

  1. okie

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    Luke's wife bought a new line of expensive cosmetics guaranteed to make her look years younger. After a lengthy sitting before the mirror applying the "miracle" products she asked, "Darling, honestly what age would you say I am?" Looking over her carefully, Luke replied, "Judging from your skin, twenty; your hair, eighteen; and your figure, twenty-five."

    "Oh, you flatterer!" she gushed.

    "Hey, wait a minute!" Luke interrupted. "I haven't added them up yet."