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Makes you wonder about the story behind the story

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by HiddenEyes, Aug 26, 2002.

  1. HiddenEyes

    HiddenEyes It can be done

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    Liberal Headlines

    If Biblical Headlines were written by today's liberal media:

    On Red Sea crossing:
    WETLANDS TRAMPLED IN LABOR STRIKE
    Pursuing Environmentalists Killed

    On David vs. Goliath:
    HATE CRIME KILLS BELOVED CHAMPION
    Psychologist Questions Influence of Rock

    On Elijah on Mt. Carmel:
    FIRE SENDS RELIGIOUS RIGHT EXTREMIST INTO FRENZY
    400 Killed

    On the birth of Christ:
    HOTELS FULL, ANIMALS LEFT HOMELESS
    Animal Rights Activists Enraged by Insensitive Couple

    On feeding the 5,000:
    PREACHER STEALS CHILD'S LUNCH
    Disciples Mystified Over Behavior

    On healing the 10 lepers:
    LOCAL DOCTOR'S PRACTICE RUINED
    "Faith Healer" Causes Bankruptcy

    On healing of the Gadarene demoniac:
    MADMAN'S FRIEND CAUSES STAMPEDE
    Local Farmer's Investment Lost

    On raising Lazarus from the dead:
    FUNDAMENTALIST PREACHER RAISES A STINK
    Will Reading to be Delayed


    JMT-USA would like these, what happened to him?

    HiddenEyes:cool:
     
  2. DaHaMac

    DaHaMac

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    I like this one, had to add it my archive.

    Thanks for posting.
     

  3. jmt_usa

    jmt_usa Shilly Savior?

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  4. Gunrnr

    Gunrnr Senior Goofoff Millennium Member

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    Oh, You BAAAAAD, H.E.,& I Love it!!!