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Discussion in 'The Okie Corral' started by itisbruno, May 11, 2012.
One time I seen a girl's swimsuit fall off.
The common belief is that the Titanic sunk when it hit an iceberg. The real story was that the ship's captain, Bubba, was overheard saying, "Hold my beer and watch this...".
George H W Bush has an IQ of 192
The slingshot was first used in battle by the Pics at the Battle of Edinburgh in 1372
Whiskey was invented to make sure the Irish would never rule the world.
There's more truth in that than you know
Shot by men in skirts drinking whisky
Dragoon44 and Fred Flintstone both worked at the Slate Rock and Gravel Company, but not at the same time.
Once, on the Earth, there existed a people who conquered almost all lands they beheld. these people were the "Romans". They were a mighty and powerful people. Power has its darkside and they eventually slipped into debauchery, sadism, and their society declined. As karmic punishment for their misdeeds and errant ways, and to prevent them from ever rising to such lofty heights again, they were turned into Italians.
Rum was invented to make sure Jamaicans would never WANT to rule the world.
Albert Einstein was an avid bodybuilder.
Albert Einstein invented LSD. It helped him develop the theory of relativity. The US gov. killed him because of it.
We need to give more of it to "Paddy" O'Bama.
After he was President, Harry S. Truman coached the Boston Celtics.
I wonder if this will turn into a sticky
Prior to being admitted to the union as a state, North Carolina was named South Virginia.
Rubber boots were originally sold as formal footwear and were popular in DC as a means to keep ones socks smelling better. Farmers adopted them only after seeing how effective they were at protecting feet from malodors.. Once farmers started wearing them rubber boots fell out of fashion in high society, although they were briefly replaced by hip waders. Soon those in DC became accustomed to the smell of business in that town and footwear fashion returned to highly polished pieces of dead animals.
Abraham Lincoln was afflicted with a bad case of laryngitis prior to giving the Gettysburg Address. He was forced to lip-sync the speech, which was actually delivered by actor John Wilkes Booth hidden beneath the stage.
Once Booth learned that Lincon was about to reveal the truth years later, he took matters into his own hands.
While Hillary ran for president a few years ago, El Pollo Loco offered a Hillary Clinton Combo.
Two small breasts, two large thighs & a right wing.