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Make me an uncle!

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Aug 3, 2003.

  1. okie

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    Stan was seconds away from receiving a vasectomy when his brother and sister-in-law barged in the room holding their newborn baby.

    "Stop! You can't do this!" exclaimed the brother.

    "And why not?" asked Stan.
    "Don't you want to have a beautiful baby someday like my wife and I have here?"

    Stan said nothing.

    The brother grew impatient, "C'mon Stan, I want a nephew.
    Stan, make me an uncle."

    Stan couldn't take it anymore. He gave his sister-in-law an apologetic look and asked his brother, "You're SURE you want a nephew?"

    "Yes," the brother replied. "It would be an honor!"

    "Well congratulations, you're holding him!"