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majic lamp

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Bill Powell, Mar 6, 2003.

  1. Bill Powell

    Bill Powell Cross Member CLM

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    Mar 10, 2002
    dallas, tx
    three heads of state were wandering along the beach, taking abreak from a summit conference. this group consisted saddam, the canadian prime minister, and george bush. one of the three, and i'll never admit which one was the clumsiest, tripped over a lamp buried in the sand.

    while they were wiping off the sand, a genie popped out, "oh, great, three of you," said the genie. well, fair is fair, so he granted them one wish each.

    the canadian, being first in the story, got the first wish. "my wish is that my home land should be be turned into a fertile plain, so that we can self-suffecient. it was instantly so.

    saddam, being next, wished for a wall five miles high, one mile thick, and so dense that a germ couldn't get through. it was instantly so.

    bush checked out the wall, made sure it was real, and said, "WAY COOL. FILL IT WITH WATER." and it was instantly .................