Mail Order Bride

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  1. Bruce M

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    Does anyone have a mail order bride? If so is this what they use to deliver it?

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    I thought this was going to be a Vart type thread. Never mind, carry on.
     

  3. JoeCitizen

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    Only the low maintenance, inflatable kind are dilivered in one of those.
     
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    I just saw one of those trucks the other day and wondered what it was used for.
     
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    SC Tiger As God as my witness, I thought turkeys could fly.

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    This should go well.....

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    Guaranteed overnight. Contents may settle during shipping much like the buyer has. Package sold by weight and not by volume.

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    ups might deliver from drones ,
     
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    Bruce,

    I wouldn't recommend one for you until you repaint your kitchen!
     
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    And..........In a Tupperware box.
     
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    Everything seems to be made in China now.

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  14. Bruce M

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    I believe that the real ones have air holes cut into the shipping box.
     
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    I remember an exchange from a TV show (paraphrasing):

    "What's she (wife to be) like?"

    "I don't know. She's hasn't been delivered yet."

    "Oh.....you know you can't marry a baby."

    "No...she's a mail order bride from Winnipeg. I got her one of those cloudy, yellow diamonds women go nuts over."

    The bride turns out to have died in transit. The guy has to pay for a funeral.



    edit: it was The Oblongs
     
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    I think UPS does a better job. Clearly they have windows in the truck for them to breath and see out, and I also believe that UPs will only take a mail order bride if it is shipped overnight, which of course reduces problems caused by lack of food and water.
     
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    Just like buying a monkey from the back of a comic in the 1960's.
     
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    Maybe even a bit better. Now you get a tracking number.
     
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    If the ****ing envelope hadn't been crumpled id be getting laid right now instead of posting to glocktalk.