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Discussion in 'The Okie Corral' started by Bruce M, Feb 22, 2017.
Does anyone have a mail order bride? If so is this what they use to deliver it?
I thought this was going to be a Vart type thread. Never mind, carry on.
Only the low maintenance, inflatable kind are dilivered in one of those.
I just saw one of those trucks the other day and wondered what it was used for.
This should go well.....
Guaranteed overnight. Contents may settle during shipping much like the buyer has. Package sold by weight and not by volume.
ups might deliver from drones ,
I wouldn't recommend one for you until you repaint your kitchen!
And..........In a Tupperware box.
Everything seems to be made in China now.
I believe that the real ones have air holes cut into the shipping box.
I remember an exchange from a TV show (paraphrasing):
"What's she (wife to be) like?"
"I don't know. She's hasn't been delivered yet."
"Oh.....you know you can't marry a baby."
"No...she's a mail order bride from Winnipeg. I got her one of those cloudy, yellow diamonds women go nuts over."
The bride turns out to have died in transit. The guy has to pay for a funeral.
edit: it was The Oblongs
I think UPS does a better job. Clearly they have windows in the truck for them to breath and see out, and I also believe that UPs will only take a mail order bride if it is shipped overnight, which of course reduces problems caused by lack of food and water.
Just like buying a monkey from the back of a comic in the 1960's.
Maybe even a bit better. Now you get a tracking number.
If the ****ing envelope hadn't been crumpled id be getting laid right now instead of posting to glocktalk.