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Mail mans last day!

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Sep 30, 2002.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    It was the mailman's last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the
    mail through all kinds of weather to the same neighborhood. When he
    arrived at the first house on his route he was greeted by the whole family
    there, who congratulated him and sent him on his way with a big gift
    envelope.

    At the second house they presented him with a box of fine cigars.

    The folks at the third house handed him a selection of terrific fishing
    lures.

    At the fourth house he was met at the door by a beautiful blonde woman in
    a revealing negligee. She took him by the hand, gently led him into the
    house
    and led him up the stairs to the bedroom where she blew his mind with the
    most passionate love he had ever experienced.

    When he had had enough they went downstairs, where she fixed him a giant
    breakfast; eggs, potatoes, ham, sausage,blueberry waffles, and
    fresh-squeezed
    orange juice. Then she poured him a cup of steaming coffee. As she was
    pouring,
    he noticed a dollar bill sticking out from under the cup's bottom edge.

    "All this was just too wonderful for words," he said, "but what's the dollar
    for?"

    "Well," she said, "last night, I told my husband that today would be your
    last day,
    and that we should do something special for you. I asked him what to do."

    He said, "Screw him, give him a dollar! "
     
  2. Eddie C.

    Eddie C. Administrator Moderator CLM

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    okie, beautiful man!;f ;a ;f
     

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    Steve Koski Got Insurance? Millennium Member

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