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Mai Wang

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by xcrewman, Jan 4, 2003.

  1. xcrewman

    xcrewman Desk Jockey

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    Imagine if i had a pet dog and named it MAI WANG:

    Hey mom ill be right down im playing with MAI WANG.

    My sister loves to pet MAI WANG.

    MAI WANG is over 2 feet long.

    My girlfriend loves when MAI WANG rubs against her.

    Hey dad, MAI WANG just threw up you wanna clean it?

    Whenever I go for a walk people always stop to ask me where's MAI
    WANG
    I can play with MAI WANG for hours without getting bored
     
  2. Rebeldon

    Rebeldon

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    And don't forget the time when MAI WANG's head got slammed in the door.

    I only wash MAI WANG once every two weeks.

    MAI WANG tore a hole through the screen door.

    Sometimes MAI WANG gets fleas.

    MAI WANG often hangs out the car window when I'm driving.
     

  3. ChuteTheMall

    ChuteTheMall Wallbuilder and Weapon Bearer

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    Have you seen Mai Wang?

    Mai Wang has been missing for two days.

    Mai Wang made a puddle on the floor.

    It's time to get shots for Mai Wang.