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Magic Frog

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Glockrunner, Oct 14, 2003.

  1. Glockrunner

    Glockrunner HOOYA DEEPSEA

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    A man with a 25 inch long p*nis goes to his doctor to complain that he is having a problem with this cumbersome instrument and has had more than one complaint.

    "Doctor," he asked, in total frustration, "is there anything you can do for me?"

    The doctor replies, "Medically son, there is nothing I can do. But, I do know this witch who may be able to help you." So the doctor gives him directions to the witch.

    The man calls upon the witch and relays his story.

    "Witch, my p*nis is 25 inches long and I need help. Can anything be done to help me? You are my only hope."

    The witch stares in amazement, scratches her head, and then replies, "I think I may be able to help you with your problem. Do this, go deep into the forest. You will find a pond. In this pond, you will find a frog sitting on a log. This frog has magic. You say to frog, will you marry me? When the frog says no, you will find five inches less to your problem."

    The man's face lit up and he dashed off into the forest.

    He called out to the frog, "Will you marry me?"

    The frog looked at him dejectedly and replied, "NO."

    The man looked down and suddenly his p*nis was 5 inches shorter.

    "WOW," he screamed out loud, "this is great!"

    But it was still too long at 20 inches, so he decided to ask the frog to marry him again. "Frog, will you marry me?" the guy shouted.

    The frog rolled its eyes back in its head and screamed back, "NO!"

    The man felt another twitch in his p*nis, looked down, and it was another 5 inches shorter.

    The man laughed, "This is fantastic."

    He looked down at his p*nis again, 15 inches long, and reflected for a moment. Fifteen inches is still a monster, just a little less would be ideal. Grinning, he looked across the pond and yelled out, "Frog will you marry me?"

    The frog looked back across the pond shaking its head, "How many times do I have to tell you? "NO, NO, NO!!!"
     
  2. AC37

    AC37 SystemicAnomaly

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    This is a perfect example of why it's so important to quit while you're ahead! ;f
     

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    218 Glock 'n Roll

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    Or quit before you HAVE NO HEAD!