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Magic frog

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Nov 5, 2002.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    One day in the great forest a magical frog was walking down
    to a water hole. This forest was so big that the frog had
    never seen another animal in all his life. By chance today
    a bear was chasing after a rabbit to have for dinner. The
    frog called for the two to stop. The frog said, "Because
    you are the only two animals I have seen, I will grant you
    both three wishes . . . Bear, you go first."

    The bear thought for a minute, and being the male he was,
    said, "I wish for all the bears in this forest, besides me,
    to be female."

    For his wish, the rabbit asked for a crash helmet, and
    immediately put it on. The bear was amazed at the stupidity
    of the rabbit, wasting his wish like that.

    It was the bear's second turn for a wish. "Well, I wish that
    all the bears in the next forest were female as well."

    Rabbit asked for a motorcycle and immediately hopped on it
    and gunned the engine. The bear was shocked that the rabbit
    was asking for these stupid things, after all, he could have
    asked for money and bought the motorcycle.

    For the last wish the bear thought for awhile and then said,
    "I wish that all the bears in the world, besides me, were
    female."

    The rabbit grinned, gunned the engine, and said, "I wish that
    the bear was gay!"
     
  2. potshot

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    That wabbit had better be on a Yamha!;a ;f