Three men were walking down a path in china while on vacation. A black man, a white man and a polish man. On a certain spot near a cliff stood an old Chinese man. The old man called to them, "Hey young people, come over here I have an offer for you." When the men got over there the old man said "this is a magic cliff we are standing at, and if you run and jump off the bridge you can turn into anything you want. All you have to do is call out what you want to be and "poof" you turn into it." The three men stood there for a moment. First the white man started to run and called out, "I want to be a fish." Then poof he turned into a fish, landed in the water bellow and swam away. Next the black man started to run and called out ,"I want to be a bird." Then poof the man turned into a bird and flew way. Well after all this the polish man started to run while thinking at the same time. He all of a sudden tripped over the cliff, "Holly S**t" poof................Splat.