> Mafia Godfather finds out that one of his underlings > has screwed him out of ten million bucks. This underling happens > to be deaf, so the Godfather brings along his attorney, who knows sign > language. The Godfather asks the underling, "Where is the 10 million bucks you > embezzled from me?" > > The attorney, using sign language, asks the underling > where the 10 million dollars is hidden. > > The underling signs back, "I don't know what you are > talking about." > > The attorney tells the Godfather, "He says he doesn't > know what you're talking about." > > That's when the Godfather pulls out a 9 mm pistol, > puts it to the underling's temple, cocks it and says, "Ask him > again!" > > The attorney signs to the underling, "He'll kill you > for sure if you don't tell him!" > > The underling signs back: "OK! You win! The money is > in a brown briefcase, buried behind the shed in my cousin Enzo's > backyard in Queens!" > > The Godfather asks the attorney, "Well, what'd he say?" > > The attorney replies, "He says you don't have the > balls to pull the trigger."