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Mafia Lawyer

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by rlfjr, Apr 30, 2003.

  1. rlfjr

    rlfjr NRA Life Member

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    > Mafia Godfather finds out that one of his underlings
    > has screwed him out of ten million bucks. This underling happens
    > to be deaf, so the Godfather brings along his attorney, who knows sign
    > language. The Godfather asks the underling, "Where is the 10 million bucks you
    > embezzled from me?"
    >
    > The attorney, using sign language, asks the underling
    > where the 10 million dollars is hidden.
    >
    > The underling signs back, "I don't know what you are
    > talking about."
    >
    > The attorney tells the Godfather, "He says he doesn't
    > know what you're talking about."
    >
    > That's when the Godfather pulls out a 9 mm pistol,
    > puts it to the underling's temple, cocks it and says, "Ask him
    > again!"
    >
    > The attorney signs to the underling, "He'll kill you
    > for sure if you don't tell him!"
    >
    > The underling signs back: "OK! You win! The money is
    > in a brown briefcase, buried behind the shed in my cousin Enzo's
    > backyard in Queens!"
    >
    > The Godfather asks the attorney, "Well, what'd he say?"
    >
    > The attorney replies, "He says you don't have the
    > balls to pull the trigger."