Mad wife Disease

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  1. lethal tupperwa

    lethal tupperwa

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    A guy was sitting quietly reading his paper when his wife walked up behind
    him and whacked him on the head with a frying pan. "What was that for?" he
    asked. "That was for the piece of paper in your pants pocket with the name
    MaryLou written on it," she replied. "Two weeks ago when I went to the
    races, MaryLou was the name of one of the horses I bet on," he explained.
    "Oh honey, I'm sorry," she said. "I should have known there was a good
    explanation."
    Three days later he was watching a ballgame on TV when she walked up and
    hit him in the head again, this time with the iron skillet, which knocked
    him out cold. When he came to, he asked, "What the hell was that for?"
    She replied "Your horse called."
     
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    ;P Ouch;P
     

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