M&M's

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Eddie C., Sep 30, 2002.

  1. Eddie C.

    Eddie C. CLM

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    A little black boy and girl go trick or treating. They knock on the door
    of this house and the man who answers it says, "Well, you two are awful cute.
    Who are you supposed to be?"
    "We're Jack and Jill" she replied.
    The man says, "You can't be Jack and Jill, you're black!"
    So, they go off and a while later they come back dressed
    differently. They ring the doorbell and once again and the man opens
    the door. "Well now, that is just darn cute. Who are you this time?" "We're Hansel and Gretel" says the little boy. "Well, I hate to disappoint you son, but you can't be Hansel and
    Gretel because you're black!"
    Heads hung low, they leave. Not too much later the man hears the
    bell ring again. This time when he opens the door there stand the two children but this time they are BUCK NAKED.
    "Oh my! And just who are you supposed to be now?!" he asks.
    Chocolate M & M's, " said the little girl. "I'm plain. He's got nuts."
     
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    Thats good Eddie thanks;f
     

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    AC37 SystemicAnomaly

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