John was working at the lumber yard pushiong a tree through the buzz saw when he accidentally sheared off all ten of his fingers. He went to the emergency room. The doctor was astonished but said, "Well, give me the fingers and I'll see what I can do." John said, "I haven't got the fingers!" The doctor replied, "What do you mean you haven't got the fingers. This is 2003 and we've got microsurgery and all kinds of incredible techniques. I could have put them back on and made you like new. Why didn't you bring the fingers?" John got pissed and asked, "And just how the hell was I supposed to pick them up?"