Lucy's Bad Habit

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Mar 17, 2004.

  1. okie

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    Oct 28, 2001
    Muskogee Ok.
    Little Lucy loved sucking her thumb so much. She was now five
    years old but hadn't stopped the bad habit. With an effort to
    stop her from this bad practice, Lucy's mother lied to her that
    her stomach will swell and will finally burst if she doesn't stop
    the habit. The lie scared little Lucy that she actually stopped
    the habit immediately.

    A month later, expectant Mrs. Blecker pays them a visit. When
    Lucy comes in to greet her she stops first to stare at Mrs.
    Blecker, then goes ahead with her greeting. Mrs. Blecker notices
    the hesitation and asks, "Hi, Lucy! I guess you are wondering
    where I've been, aren't you?"

    The little girl answers, "Not exactly, Mrs. Blecker, I know what
    you've been doing and you better stop it fast."