What Happens when the Temperature Begins to Fall +65 - Hawaiians declare a two-blanket night. +60 - Californians put on sweaters (if they can find one). +50 - Miami residents turn on the heat. +45 - Vermont residents go to outdoor concerts. +40 - You can see your breath. Californians shiver uncontrollably. Minnesotans go swimming. +35 - Italian cars don't start. +32 - Water freezes. +30 - You plan your vacation to Australia. +25 - Ohio water freezes. Californians weep. Minnesotans eat ice cream. Canadians go swimming. +20 - Politicians begin to talk about the homeless. New York City water freezes. Miami residents plan vacation farther South. +15 - French cars don't start. Cat insists on sleeping in your bed with you. +10 - You need jumper cables to get the car going. + 5 - American cars don't start. 0 - Alaskans put on T-shirts. -10 - German cars don't start. Eyes freeze shut when you blink. -15 - You can cut your breath and use it to build an igloo. Arkansans stick tongue on metal objects. Miami residents cease to exist -20 - Cat insists on sleeping in pajamas with you. Politicians actually do something about the homeless. Minnesotans shovel snow off roof. Japanese cars don't start. -25 - Too cold to think. You need jumper cables to get the driver going. -30 - You plan a two week hot bath. Swedish cars don't start. -40 - Californians disappear. Minnesotans button top button. Canadians put on sweaters. Your car helps you plan your trip South. -50 - Congressional hot air freezes. Alaskans close the bathroom window. -80 - Hell freezes over. Polar bears move South. Green Bay Packer fans order hot cocoa at the game. -90 - Lawyers put their hands in their own pockets.