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Lower temp behavior

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Skyhook, Nov 10, 2003.

  1. Skyhook

    Skyhook

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    What Happens when the Temperature
    Begins to Fall



    +65 - Hawaiians declare a two-blanket night.

    +60 - Californians put on sweaters (if they can find one).

    +50 - Miami residents turn on the heat.

    +45 - Vermont residents go to outdoor concerts.

    +40 - You can see your breath. Californians shiver uncontrollably.
    Minnesotans go swimming.

    +35 - Italian cars don't start.

    +32 - Water freezes.

    +30 - You plan your vacation to Australia.

    +25 - Ohio water freezes. Californians weep. Minnesotans eat ice cream. Canadians go swimming.

    +20 - Politicians begin to talk about the homeless. New York City water freezes. Miami residents plan vacation farther South.

    +15 - French cars don't start. Cat insists on sleeping in your bed with you.

    +10 - You need jumper cables to get the car going.

    + 5 - American cars don't start.

    0 - Alaskans put on T-shirts.

    -10 - German cars don't start. Eyes freeze shut when you blink.

    -15 - You can cut your breath and use it to build an igloo.
    Arkansans stick tongue on metal objects. Miami residents cease to exist
    -20 - Cat insists on sleeping in pajamas with you. Politicians actually do something about the homeless. Minnesotans shovel snow off roof. Japanese cars don't start.

    -25 - Too cold to think. You need jumper cables to get the driver going.

    -30 - You plan a two week hot bath. Swedish cars don't start.

    -40 - Californians disappear. Minnesotans button top button.
    Canadians put on sweaters. Your car helps you plan your trip South.

    -50 - Congressional hot air freezes. Alaskans close the bathroom window.

    -80 - Hell freezes over. Polar bears move South. Green Bay Packer fans order hot cocoa at the game.

    -90 - Lawyers put their hands in their own pockets.