My ex and I had just finished what I thought was a mutually satisfying love making session. We had met young, and she was a virgin, as was I, and we were maturing together. After we relaxed a bit she looked over at me and said, "You know, you're a lousy lover." I kicked her butt out of bed so hard she landed six feet away. "What did you do that for?" she asked, "all I did was call you a lousy lover." I said, " I may be a lousy lover, but I didn't kick you out of bed for that. I kicked you out of bed because you know the damned difference."