Two Guys at Walmart Two old guys are pushing their carts around Wal-Mart when they collide. The first guy says to the second guy, "Sorry about that. I'm looking for my wife, and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going." The second guy says, "That's OK. It's a coincidence. I'm looking for my wife, too, and I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate." The first guy says, "Well, maybe I can help you find her. What does she look like?" The second guy says, "Well, she is tall, with red hair, blue eyes, long legs, big firm breasts, and a tight butt. What does your wife look like?" To which the first guy says, "Never mind; let's look for yours."