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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Nov 21, 2004.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    Two Guys at Walmart


    Two old guys are pushing their carts around Wal-Mart when they collide.


    The first guy says to the second guy, "Sorry about that. I'm looking for my
    wife, and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going."


    The second guy says, "That's OK. It's a coincidence. I'm looking for my
    wife, too, and I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate."


    The first guy says, "Well, maybe I can help you find her. What does she
    look like?"


    The second guy says, "Well, she is tall, with red hair, blue eyes, long
    legs, big firm breasts, and a tight butt. What does your wife look like?"


    To which the first guy says, "Never mind; let's look for yours."
     
  2. G22-Joe

    G22-Joe I C Red People

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    ^b ^c Good One!