Two old guys are moving about in Wal-Mart when their carts collide. One says to the other, excuse me, I'm looking for my wife, and I wasn't paying attention. What a coincidence, says the other guy, so am I, and I'm getting a little desperate. Well, maybe I can help you. What does your wife look like? She's tall, with dark hair, long legs, firm boobs, and a tight butt. What's your wife look like? Never mind, let's look for yours.