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Lost in Siberia? eat your companions

Discussion in 'The Okie Corral' started by LASTRESORT20, Dec 5, 2012.

  1. LASTRESORT20

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    certifiedfunds Cosmopolitan Bias

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  3. RedTop

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    In Soviet Russia, the fish eat you.
     
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    I don't like fish either.
     
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    I always go on hunting and fishing trips with at least one fat buddy....:supergrin:
     
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    Dang brother.........I don't believe I would have told that.:shocked:
     
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    redbaron007 Some Dude Lifetime Member

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    A great Social Studies illustration! :supergrin:

    :alex: :shocked: :headscratch:

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    Meh, the English soccer team did that in Argentina, no big deal as long as you eat the muscle parts..... probably pretty good with a little Tabasco. The Pacific Islanders who did it as their culture called us " long pigs" for what we taste like.
     
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    It weren't the English....it was the Uruguayan soccer team.

    Nobody knows for sure what they'd do in a similar situation, but from history of where people are desperate, the need of food becomes pretty powerful.
     
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    Seems I remember this being SOP during the gulag times and probably today if there are still prisons in isolated areas.

    3 guys would escape. 2 wouldn't tell the 3rd he was actually a "cow" that was only brought into the escape plan to be killed for food later when they became desperate for food.
     
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    Does anyone else find it telling that a user with the handle "LastResort" and a status of "Long Term Food" posted this? :supergrin:

    Cannibalism has also been known to cause acid reflucts.
     
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    Trapped in a mine what had caved in
    And everyone knows the only ones left
    Were Joe and me and Tim

    When they broke through to pull us free
    The only ones left to tell the tale
    Was Joe and me

    Timothy, Timothy, where on earth did you go
    Timothy, Timothy, God why don't I know

    Hungry as hell, no food to eat
    And Joe said that he would sell his soul
    For just a piece of meat
    Water enough to drink for two
    And Joe said to me, I'll take a swig
    And then there's some for you

    Timothy, Timothy, Joe was looking at you
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    I thought the Russians had a pretty solid rap sheet of "cannibalism when desperate" back to WWII. I thought during the siege of Leningrad it happened all the time.
     
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    Don't sit there complaining about your fishing partner--push them to the side of your plate and finish your vegetables.
     
  20. RWBlue

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    If one person in the party got killed some how, and desperate enough, then yes.

    The hard question is what to do if everyone if dieing at the same rate. If you kill someone and eat them, 3 of the 4 will live. If you don't, by the time someone dies, you all die. So then do you draw straws to see who dies and then draw straws to see who kills the person? Or do you take it upon yourself to take out the person you don't like the most.