Lose weight or bust!

And when he says, "Bust!", he means "Bust out the wallet and pay geminicricket $600."

I don't actually think it will happen, but the millionaire security guard has some deadline later this year and some target for weight loss, and he says if he doesn't reach it he'll give me $600.

But he is a cheap and stingy critter, so this might be the motivation that helps him succeed.