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Looking at John Kerry

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by ChuteTheMall, May 22, 2004.

  1. ChuteTheMall

    ChuteTheMall Wallbuilder and Weapon Bearer

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    A guy was traveling through Mexico on vacation when, lo and behold, he lost
    his wallet and all identification.
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    Cutting his trip short, he attempts to make his way home but is stopped by the Customs Agent at the border.
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    "May I see your identification, please?" asks the agent. "I'm sorry, but I lost my wallet," replies the guy. "Sure, buddy, I hear that every day. No ID, no crossing the border," says the agent.
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    "But I can prove that I'm an American!" he exclaims. "I have a picture of Ronald Reagan tattooed on one butt cheek and a picture of George Bush on the other."
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    "This I gotta see," replies the agent. With that, the man drops his pants and bends over in front of the agent.
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    "By golly, you're right!" exclaims the agent. "Go on home to Boston."
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    "Thanks!" he says. "But how did you know I was from Boston?"
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    The agent replies, "I recognized the picture of John Kerry in the middle."
     
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