Locker Room Etiquette

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  1. Dukeboy01

    Dukeboy01 Pretty Ladies!

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    I joined Planet Fitness a few weeks back, mostly in preparation for the winter months when I can't run or walk outside. For now, I've only been going once or twice a week, but plan to go there most days once winter really hits. I go early in the morning before work.

    The particular PF that I use is a smaller gym than some of the others I have seen. The men's locker room is especially small. I would estimate that it's probably less than 8 feet wide and maybe 20 feet long. The lockers are unassigned and there are only about a dozen that are full size lockers instead of half- size lockers. You bring your own lock and use any open locker while you're there, taking all your personal items when you leave.

    The best group of lockers consists of five full size lockers on the short wall fartherest from the entrance. They are the first ones to be used and often all of them are in use.

    So, on two occasions, when I've finished my workout and gone to the locker room to shower, there's been this one wierdo in there. He's an older guy, 50- 60 years old. Both times, I've come in, he's been standing in front of the primo lockers, having already showered, bareass naked, fooling around on his phone. Emailing, texting, I don't know. He just stands there naked, typing on his phone like a teenage girl.

    So, having used one of the primo lockers myself, I have to squeeze past this freak to get my stuff to shower. Then, both times, when I come back from the shower, he's still freaking there. Still naked. Still playing with his phone. And both times, I've gotten dressed and left before he moved. Assuming that I'm spending 20 minutes or so showering and getting dressed, that's a long time to stand naked and goof on your phone in a semi- public place.

    Despite the fact that I figure most of what's going on is that he's an exhibitionist freak, that's actually not what bugs me. It's the fact that he's standing around in the GD way. The locker room is really tight. There's barely room to turn around and there's this jagoff blocking the aisle. It would be rude and inconsiderate if he was clothed. Seriously, get in, get showered, get the hell out. Other people need the locker. Go hog a table at Starbucks while you play on your phone.

    So, do I call him out myself or complain to management?

    TL, DR: Naked weirdo is hogging space in the locker room while he answers texts and emails on his phone. Call him out myself or complain to management?
     
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    Pervert Freak trying to get some feel.
     
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    Years ago at the YMCA, a cho mo was stalking kids in the locker room.
     
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    How old are you?


    Weird naked old men have been haunting locker rooms since their inception.
     
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    Who cares if he wants to air dry his dick for an hour. Just do your thing and leave.
     
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    YEP :There's always that one guy in the locker room who spends way too much time naked. Often he's chatty
     
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    Bring @G30SF/F-250 over. He will find out exactly what the dude wants :rofl:
     
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    Is he well endowed? And don’t tell me you didn’t look.
     
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    ChuteTheMall Wallbuilder and Weapon Bearer

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    I like to air dry in the privacy of my own home, but in public I'll settle for just towel dry.
    This naked pervert playing with his phone is taking pictures of your junk, so report him.:shower:
     
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    He is probably older than you think. Naked men hanging around in the locker room used to be a thing. It probably still is in some countries. Do you know if he is American?



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    Yes, he could be from Kazakhstan like Borat.
     
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    Sorry Duke i just thought you are kinda hot and wanted to get to "know you".
     
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    Just give him the ol’ one-two punch. What ever happened to the good ol’ one-two? That’s how real men solved all their problems back in the good old days, when men were men and women weren’t!! :steamed::fred:
     
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    I think he is taking pictures in the locker room... talk to the manager and maybe the police.. thats creepy
     
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    Another thread with locker room issues..? Really..?
     
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    This also explains why guys are not in our locker room.

    Although, I think this thread is a spoof of the other.
    :)
     
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