Local Police Blotter

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  1. gjk5

    gjk5 Pinche Gringo

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    According to the Mesa County Sheriff’s Department:

    Summer Chastity Honesty Hazel, 31, 2956 Parkway Drive, was arrested Thursday on suspicion of second-degree burglary, first-degree criminal trespass and theft of less than $500.



    At least her parents had high hopes for her.:rofl:
     
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    ...at minimum. Bet she has a neck tat of her name.
     
  4. gjk5

    gjk5 Pinche Gringo

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    that'd be a bigass neck tat!
     
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    See if you can find a link to her booking photo.
     
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    Probably a big *** girl! Or a meth monkey.
     
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    They say our love won't pay the rent
    Before it's earned, our money's all been spent ...
     
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    I see your honest burglar and raise you one breast milk squirter:

    OWENSBORO, Ky. — A woman in jail for public intoxication was accused of assaulting a jailer by squirting breast milk at her. WYMT-TV reported that a 31-year-old woman was arrested Thursday on a misdemeanor charge of public intoxication. But as she was changing into an inmate uniform, she squirted breast milk into the face of a female deputy who was with her.

    The woman now faces a felony charge of third degree assault on a police officer. Her bond was set at $10,000.
     
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    Thanks sir, that pretty much sums up a lot of folks' problem in a nut shell. But what the heck, they're "due" and "owed" after all.


    They may not be sure why............but they got the by "whom" part down pat.
     
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    Must have been one of those "Tit for Tat" sort of things.:whistling: