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  1. refugeepj

    refugeepj

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    I don’t know if that’s a real clipping (I’d guess NOT,) but it still rings true.

    “Indian Chief “Two Eagles was asked by a white U.S. government official, “You have observed the white man for 90 years. You’ve seen his wars and his technological advances. You’ve seen his progress, and the damage he’s done.”
    The Chief nodded in agreement.

    The official continued, “Considering all these events, in your opinion, where did the white man go wrong?”

    The Chief stared at the government official then replied,

    “When white man find land, Indians running it, not taxes, no debt, plenty buffalo, plenty beaver, clean water. Women do all the work, medicine man free, Indian man spend all day hunting and fishing all night having sex.”

    Then the Chief leaned back and smiled, “Only white man dumb enough to think he could improve system like that.”
     
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    Ramjet38 Mentally Frozen

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    That's one wise Chief.
     
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    Jade Falcon Rational

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    Chief Two Eagles was a total Boss. :number1:
     
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    Jade Falcon Rational

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    I think your first clue should be only stereotype tv and movie Indians speak with that broken English. Still a good joke.



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    SINCE WHEN DOES TRUTH MATTER?
    FUNNY UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES!
     
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    LASTRESORT20 L T G

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    “When white man find land, Indians running it, not taxes, no debt, plenty buffalo, plenty beaver, clean water. Women do all the work, medicine man free, Indian man spend all day hunting and fishing all night having sex.”

    Then the Chief leaned back and smiled, “Only white man dumb enough to think he could improve system like that.”


    White man also paying Indians now and give free run of reservations and use of modern...intelligent helpful toys......good clean water.. no more hunting Bambi with spear to get dinner... and good medicine...no Indian Medicine man needed....

    :)
     
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    sombunya Use it up, throw it away

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    That guy in the photo looks like Chief Dan George.
     
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    Peace Warrior Am Yisrael Chai CLM

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