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Little Scout

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by glockchick35, Jul 30, 2003.

  1. glockchick35

    glockchick35

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    A Scout Master was teaching his scouts about survival in the desert.

    "What are the three most important things you should bring with you in case you get lost in the desert?" he asked.

    Several hands went up, and many important things were suggested such as food, matches, etc. Then one little boy in the back eagerly raised his hand.

    "Yes, Timmy, what are the three most important things you would bring with you?" asked the Scout Master.

    Timmy replied, "A compass, a canteen of water, and a deck of cards."

    "Why would you bring these items Timmy?"

    "Well," answered Timmy, "the compass is to find the right direction, the water is to prevent dehydration..."

    "And what about the deck of cards?" asked the Scout Master.

    "Well, Sir, as soon as you start playing Solitaire, someone is bound to come up behind you and say, 'Put that red nine on top of that black ten'!"
     
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    218 Glock 'n Roll

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    AMEN! ill drink to that. Have one on me ;c