little old man goes to get icecream

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    lethal tupperwa

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    little old man shuffled ... slowly... into an ice cream parlor ... pulled
    himself ... slowly ... painfully ... up onto a stool.

    After catching his breath he ordered a banana split.

    The waitress asked kindly, "Crushed nuts?

    "No," he replied, "arthritis.
     
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