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little old lady and a vacuum cleaner salesman

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by lethal tupperwa, Jul 28, 2003.

  1. lethal tupperwa

    lethal tupperwa

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    A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be
    confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner.

    "Good morning," said the young man. "If I could take a couple of
    minutes of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in
    high-powered vacuum cleaners.

    "Go away!" said the old lady. "I haven't got any money!" and she
    proceeded to close the door.

    Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his foot in the door and
    pushed it wide open. "Don't be too hasty!" he said. "Not until you have at least seen my demonstration." And with that, he emptied a bucket of horse manure onto her hallway carpet. "If this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this horse manure from your carpet, Madam, I will personally eat the remainder."

    The old lady stepped back and said, "Well I hope you've got a damned
    good
    appetite, because they cut off my electricity this morning..."
     
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    okie GT Mayor

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    OH Yea ROTFLMAO:cool:
     

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