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Little Nancy

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by scooterbear, Jul 8, 2003.

  1. scooterbear

    scooterbear

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    > > Little Nancy was in the garden filling up a hole in the dirt, when her
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    > > neighbor peered over the fence.
    > >
    > > Interested in what the cheeky-faced youngster was up to, he politely
    > > asked, "What are you doing there, Nancy?"
    > >
    > > "My goldfish died," replied Nancy tearfully without looking up, "and
    > > I've just buried him.
    > >
    > > "The neighbor was very concerned. "That's an awfully big hole for a
    > > goldfish, isn't it?"
    > >
    > > Nancy patted down the last heap of dirt then replied, "That's because
    > > he's inside your cat."
    > >