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Little Johnny's Ice Cream!

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by JP22, Jul 25, 2003.

  1. JP22

    JP22

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    A teacher asks her class, "If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence And you
    shoot one of them, how many will be left?"

    She calls on little Johnny.

    He replies, "None, they all fly away with the first gun shot!"

    The teacher replies "The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking,"

    Then Little Johnny says "I have a question for YOU. There are three women
    sitting on a bench having ice cream: One is delicately licking the sides
    of the triple scoop of ice cream. The second is gobbling down the top and
    sucking the cone. The third is biting off the top of the ice cream. Which
    one is married?"

    The teacher, blushing a great deal, replied "Well I suppose the one that
    gobbled down the top and sucked the cone"

    To which Little Johnny replied, "The correct answer is the one with the
    wedding ring on, . . . but I like your thinking!"
     
  2. JHS

    JHS Millennium Member

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  3. Dogbite

    Dogbite DNT TREAD ON ME

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    man--thats a good one!!hehehe
     
  4. fastvfr

    fastvfr Ancient Tech

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    Ummmm....

    I believe Sam lived from 1835-1910.

    Great man. Great quotes. Great stories.

    And a great sense of humor.